I'll take my coke when I move to Canada. 
Didn't you originally write a long post about Deadpool and Wolverine? Maybe you just started with "I saw Deadpool and Wolverine" and I jumped out. Let me talk briefly about the X-Men and then get into Deadpool and Wolverine, which I saw last night.
Timeline Stuff
I think Days of Future Past is a really cool movie. I think I love the concept of the movie more than the movie itself, but I think it's cool that they had these prequel characters that everyone loved and they tied it together with these later versions people already loved. And they tied it together with this mostly-immortal character that everyone universally loved. I know it isn't fully comic accurate, but I think it makes a lot of sense. Wolverine was alive in both periods and could be the bridge.
And because it's a cool idea, I'm willing to suspend my belief that McAvoy and Stewart are the same guy. I think the problem with Days of Future Past is that they didn't stop there. Like Logan is a great ending for Wolverine, I think Days of Future Past could've been a great ending to X-Men. I understand striking while the iron is hot with the First Class cast and grabbing characters like McKellen and Stewart while they're still young-ish, but I wonder if they should've done a trilogy of "young X-Men" films set in the 60s and 70s and finished with Days of Future Past.
You know me, loving glut in movies, but it actually might've been cool to have parallel movies setting up Days of Future Past. A trilogy of "First Class" movies setting up Sentinels in the background, and a post-apocalyptic movie with Sentinels taking out mutants. Give the older cast one more solo movie to set this movie up, now that interest was re-ignited in the X-Men and give fans an Empire Strikes Back moment where the heroes lose. Show the young cast setting up a world where mutants can thrive and show the older cast showing a world where it all falls apart. Then, Days of Future Past can hit the ground running without any exposition. But that might've been too much.
Because I think you can suspend your belief that the characters will age to look like their "original trilogy" selves, and maybe there are some suspensions of belief that can happen. Maybe there are two characters named Emma that have diamond powers. Maybe there were Cyclops-looking mutants in the 60s that weren't Scott Summers. Maybe there are two guys named Bolivar Trask that look completely different.
I'm willing to throw all the hate on Apocalypse and Dark Phoenix for taking it to the extreme and bringing the timelines too close together. It's fun to do period pieces in the 80s and 90s but if they wanted to move to a younger version of the cast, they should've just stayed in the 60s.
The X-Men Films
In anticipation of Deadpool and Wolverine, I watched three movies: Deadpool 2 (I've seen the first Deadpool multiple times but I'd only seen 2 once), Logan, and First Class. For the rest of the movies, I watched summaries on YouTube. And while I've seen every entry in the series, I don't know how many times I've sat down and watched most of these films a second time. There were swaths of the movies that I didn't remember. The original trilogy has been on cable TV for most of my life, and I've seen bits and pieces here and there. But that's about it.
The original trilogy feels of its time, dated in a way. The Wolverine Origins movie is fun in places but pretty bad. The Wolverine is really good but also very forgettable. The last two McAvoy movies are bad and forgettable. New Mutants was just nothing. So to me, this is a series with some real high points but a lot of low points. I think the three movies I watched were all really good. The ones I skipped could probably be skipped for a reason.
At the same time, you can't really skip stuff. The podcast The Weekly Planet noted how funny it would be if you'd watched the Wolverine solo trilogy (Origins, The Wolverine, and Logan) and that's it. It's one character who literally progresses from youth to death in three movies, but it would be nonsense. It's a solo trilogy that depends on you knowing characters that don't appear in any of the movies of the trilogy. You have to have seen The Last Stand for The Wolverine to make sense. And Professor X makes cameos in the first two movies without any real clarity on who he is, and then he's one of the most important characters in Logan. There's an end-credits scene in The Wolverine that gets followed up in a different movie. If you don't see that movie, two characters you don't know show up and warn Logan about an apocalypse that happens off screen, I guess.
Even just tonally, it would be bizarre. One is a full-on action movie. The Wolverine is about a man trying to understand his place in the world. Logan is an R-rated movie about a man who has lost everything.
So even the forgetful entries are important if you want the whole picture. And while not as successful, there are more X-Men films than Star Wars films. It's a huge series of films that technically all tie together. It's impressive.
Deadpool lives in his own space
Deadpool is hard to categorize. I think it wants to fit in, but I think Deadpool has to live in his own space. Not only because Wade breaks the fourth wall but because its a comedy. The scene from Deadpool 2 breaks continuity but it's a sight gag solely for the audience. I think it's a little bizarre that they went with Colossus in the first place, but I guess you could still argue that those are two characters with similar powers and the exact same name?
Then there's the weird stuff. I'm not sure how Deadpool's powers work. He knows he's in a movie (or a comic book) and can talk to the audience. He's aware that other characters are played by actors, and he's even aware that he's played by an actor named Ryan Reynolds. Knowing that is one thing. But has he "seen" X-Men First Class or is he just supernaturally aware that it exists? Did he see Logan, or does he just somehow know what happened? Does he gets some sort of pop culture data dump of movies that the audience has seen? Or can he pop into the Fourth Wall Cinema and actually see these movies? And when he has the music box of dead Logan from Logan, is that real? Or just inside Wade's head.
I'll get into a little more in Deadpool and Wolverine spoilers
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Continuing on with Wade's powers...I think (but I don't know if this is consistent) that no one can hear Wade's fourth wall comments. Either Wade doesn't say them out loud, or whatever he does say out loud makes sense in context. Because no characters ever react to them. When Wade is asking which version of the Professor he's going to see or asks Cable about the DC universe, no one ever stops to question what the heck Wade is talking about. So I have to assume he's either saying nothing or saying something the characters wouldn't think anything less of. Maybe he's whining something else to Colossus or accusing Cable of having bad breath or something.
But Cassandra Nova gets inside Wade's head. Couldn't she see whatever is going on? I think an interesting subplot for Deadpool and Wolverine could've been Cassandra trying to harness whatever fourth wall power that Deadpool has. I'm assuming, in universe, that she might've just assumed they were the rumblings of a maniac. But it's hard to say.
Deadpool MCU Chaos
One interesting scene at the beginning of the movie happens when Wade interviews with Happy Hogan to join the Avengers. It's a funny scene that's played for both laughs and seriousness. Wade is silly but Happy takes the process seriously. But how did Wade get there? Deadpool 2 implies that Wade can somehow travel in time back to our world so did he use the Cable time travel device to travel to the MCU?
The movie doesn't explain and doesn't seem to care. It also doesn't quite explain why Wade has a change of heart later in the movie. If he had been accepted into the MCU, would he have taken his friends with him? Or would he have left them all behind? Or does he truly only care about Vanessa, who he would've brought with him? Would he have been okay leaving his other friends in their universe if it meant that they got to live? The movie doesn't really say.
General movie thoughts
- Overall I really liked it. Very fun. Very funny. Good payoffs. I think Chris Evans is an underrated actor because he has a completely different posture as Johnny and Steve. Even when it was implied that Evans was Cap, it didn't feel like Cap. I thought that was a little underrated. I also appreciated that I got some payoff from watching 50+ movies in these combined series, whether it be from cameos or easter eggs or whatever.
- I've never seen Elektra. I think that was the only film that I hadn't seen. I obviously haven't seen the Channing Tatum Gambit film, but duh. I was surprised that Deadpool didn't comment on the fact that Tatum's movie never came out. I also assume that Tatum's accent was awkward on purpose, but it got me thinking what Tatum's Remy accent would've actually been.
- I'm actually a little surprised that there weren't more cameos. Like with Multiverse of Madness, I was led to believe there would be more cameos so I left a little disappointed. Unless I missed something, Azazel was the only character from the First Class series to show up. I think Pyro and Sabretooth were the only original trilogy characters to show up. Neither version of Scott or Storm or Jean or Mystique or Charles or Magneto or Beast. Only Johnny from either version of the Fantastic Four. Neither version of Daredevil. Some of these characters were referenced but didn't show up. I get that the movie budget was $200 million, but I'm still surprised. Some of these actors were certainly available and could've done a quick appearance. I wasn't upset - just a little surprised.
- I did like the love letter to all the movies in the credits, including some of the smaller or forgotten movies.
- I was a little surprised they allowed the "there will only be one Blade" joke. Not because Feige would censor Reynolds but because that one had to sting.
- I was a little surprised that Lady Deadpool didn't take off her mask, and I'm a little surprised that Deadpool didn't reference that it was Blake Lively.
- One of the few references I didn't get was all the alternate Deadpools since I'm not super familiar with the comic version of the character.
- I'm very surprised that Deadpool stayed in his own space. I thought, for sure, that they'd end up in the MCU universe, and I'm a bit shocked that they left him where he was. It does sort of feel like the end of the character (although you gotta think he shows up in Secret Wars). At the same time, I guess it makes sense. I think Reynolds wants to come back and could play this movie a bunch more, but even in Secret Wars, I don't know how the character works. Would we really want him to break the Fourth Wall in an Avengers movie? And would a PG-13 version of the character even make sense in an Avengers movie except as a sight gag? So does it make sense for the next movie (if there is one) to just be a Wade solo movie? Or maybe it's another buddy film where someone else stumbles into Wade's universe and goes on an adventure? Spider-Man would be fun, but I assume that would be a rights nightmare. Wade and another version of Johnny would be fun. Maybe Wade and another fourth wall breaker in She-Hulk? Or just bring back Cable and do the X-Force movie. I just think this would be hard to top.
- After all the Hawkeye jokes, I wish he would've been giving the interview. Although more Favreau is good.
- So is X-23 the one from Logan? It was implied, but I really don't know.
- I guess it's also official that Logan is in the Deadpool universe? Is it possible that Logan and Deadpool is in the same universe but that the rest of the X-Men series is in a separate one? Deadpool obviously references mutants and the X-Men. Russell could've been born before the last mutant had been born and there are no mutant kids in the rest of the Deadpool movies (I don't think?). No one talks about it so maybe it happened that way? I prefer for Logan to be its own thing, but I don't think it breaks too much if it was just Logan and Deadpool and everything else was separate?
- I was pretty proud of myself. I went into this movie fairly blind. I saw parts of the first trailer (the Super Bowl one) but I didn't see any of the subsequent trailers. I didn't watch any of the TV spots (except when they popped on before I could change it). I accidentally saw some of the more widely-spread set pictures (Logan and Deadpool fighting in front of the Fox marquee, obviously Logan in his yellow costume, etc). But I avoided hearing about a bunch of the cameos, even though I could've guessed. And that might've played into my expectations to see more.
- All in all, I really liked it. I thought it was fun, had some good action, some good jokes, and was worth the wait. I don't know if it means that the MCU is back because it feels like such a one-off thing. I'm also a little surprised they didn't set anything up with the movie (new actor playing Wolverine, any mutant thing in the MCU, new Fantastic Four, etc) but I could see how it might be weird to have this movie fairly separated from the MCU and then tease anything legitimately connected.